Friday, 20 June 2008

cars. lovely.

been here 2 weeks. lots of things to say bout this place.
today it'll be bout cars.

the roads
drivers here r the most friendly n courteous i've ever seen. signals actually work. they'd signal they're if going left or right or cutting lanes n the the cars behind them wud actually give way. when i witnessed it the first time i was like: WHOAAAAAA, IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!!!

then there's the siren. doesn't matter whether it's from a police car, ambulance or fire engine, whenever a siren is on nearby, all the cars wud freeze, locate the source, n give way to it if necessary. ever watched the prince of egypt, the scene where moses parted the sea? exactly.

n drivers here dun need sissy things like center dividers either. their idea of dual carriageways? a single white line or parallel lines in between. no need for idiotic curbs or fences like a nanny commie state where everybody has to be forced to do things like automatons. but then who's to blame? people here r rather 自動 n dun drive like fucking retards.

zhnged cars r a rarity here, but when u see one, it sounds UBERZHNGED man. with matching bodykit n everbling rims. saw many supras since arrival, one of which stood out among all the rest. it's got 2 spoilers, one on top of the other, n it looks damn cool.

cars here r damn cheap too, not to mention they dunno wat the hell a coe is.

for example:
nissan fairlady: 62,990
audi tt 3.2 quattro: 89,990
golf r32: 56,490
jeep wrangler 2.8: 35,490
jeep wrangler 3.8: 30,990
hummer h3:





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fifty two fucking thousand!!!!!
ONLY!!!!!

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!!!

love this place

Friday, 6 June 2008

feeling emotic now...


mum got a little too talky. i was trying to watch a show. cudn't she understand that n leave me alone for a while?

how much ur lodging?
wat date u going?
wat date coming back?
u buy insurance already?
the food there very expensive one leh.
wat time the flight?
which terminal?
where u staying? mel or syd? (for the 321354630168463513875th time)
tomoro morning must wash ur face with this holy water.
this one must bring with u. (never specified whether must drink it or bai bai to it)

escaped upstairs after that.

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on dumbshits

met lots of wtfsmlj stupid obtuse worthless dimwitted idiot nincompoop drivers on the way home. can the tps please open their eyes n at least try to look like they're earning their munny? one mofo cut me right in front of the fuzz, n they just went on their merry way.
all go jia sai lar!
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on gold diggers

n how come everytime i drive i get unfortunate enough to witness other drivers(females included) digging gold at the reds? like that time when i was with dunno who n he was checking out some girl driver whom he thought looked cute, but when i turned my head all i saw was her digging her nose. i laughed till i cried.
at least do it with some discretion. please.
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Thursday, 5 June 2008

pearl of the orient

5 days of fun
most of the pics r still with bekev so i'll just post pics of our suite.

prepare urselves.

panning of room

end of panning

no space for luggage

our personal minibar

one-of-a-kind flushing system

self explanatory, ainnit?

brainstorming room
(disclaimer: snide remarks aside, i really enjoyed the trip)
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renne n tristan r going to hk soon too.
+++++++++++++
starring: renne, me
(they din know where i stayed)

renne: how much did u spend on lodging?
me: about 200+ i think...
renne: ooo...
me: for 4 nights.
renne: wat!
me: u?
renne: about 200+ per night. sgd.
me: wtf!
renne: where u stay?
me: mongkok.
renne: lol lol! y there?
me: it's actually at the center of everything. near to everywhere.
renne(snickering): near to 女人街, 男人街那種地方 right?
me: ya. u must be near prada, lv, gucci 那種地方 right?
renne: ya!
i feel like cinderella man
+++++++++++++

shared the room with bekev, had great times. of cos he took the bigger bed.

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the queen bed was big n soft, while the single felt like a plank

bekev: wa! this big bed so comfy! i'm taking it!
me: where got like that one! scissor paper stone, best of three. winner takes all.
bekev: deal.
bekev won the first round
bekev: arhahahahahaha!!!! i win!!! u take that bed!
me: oei, u dunno the meaning of best of three issit?
bekev: oh.
i won 2 rounds
me: heh heh heh. u take the smaller bed.
bekev: u must remember who got the slip disc, plus i'm older, so u must respect me!

n so he got the queen bed, n he lived happily ever after...
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special thanks to masha for planning the entire trip so far in advance. n tolerating all the times we screwed up ur plans, n when bekev n i wasted valuable time straggling behind to take pics of the streets, places, people etc etc etc. so sorry to have been such a burden to u. take it easy next time n dun stress so much on planning, cuz the ultimate goal is to have fun! once again, thanks babe!

'twas like an adventure! loved it!