homecoming

the brothers came back from batam today, n we had a lively cocktoking session during dinner. after that we sorta had a burst of spontaneity n decided to catch that 跳跳 flick, so we headed back to my place to book the tix.

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while there...

teetoo(took the jewellery box): eh i wanna see the stud.
me(grabbing the box back): oei knn! my box dun anyhow ding dang hor! 我幹掉你!
teetoo: wah lao! cannot see meh! u cb!
me(relenting): ok la cb... see la see la!
teetoo: cb! dun wan already la! knn u..
me(pushing the box into his hand): nah! 給你看啦!
teetoo: 他媽的, 我不要看了啦!
me(taking it back): knn... 耍脾氣! 不要不要啦!

both of us trying hard not to laugh, dragon n miss neo laughing away at us...

later.....

teetoo: 喂, 有螞蟻在你的 global jewellers 盒子上...
me: 嚇! 哪裡哪裡! 死螞蟻, 我捏死你!!!
dragon: 喂, 你的 insect rights leh?
me: 什麼 insect rights? 我才不管! 動我的 box, 他媽的找死!
dragon: kaoz... 那時還在那邊 complain 有 women rights, 有 children rights, 什麼 rights 都有, 就是沒有 insect rights. 現在就殺死一只螞蟻! 你 smlj double standard...

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the program went damn smoothly after that. we left in the car, drove over to causeway point, parked at the cinema level, exchanged the tix, visited the little boys' wee wee room, n went straight in. smooth.

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年初一的午餐...

me: 喂 mother, 妹妹, 情人節可以做什麼, 幫我想 idea leh.
mum: 帶她去看電影.
me: 不要啦! 那麼老土! 要 special 一點的.
dad: 帶她去做義工!
mum: 帶她去跑步, 然後去遊泳. 然後問她:"你累不累?" 她說累的話就帶她回家囉! 搞定!

kaozzz...

cars'r'us

went to an aunt's place for dinner. had an unexpected passenger for the ride back.

while driving the mini.

i immediately started droning on bout how good the mini is.

the immaculate style, the unbelievable power, the instant response.

first off i assured him i love the mini cuz of the attributes above, not the speed. kept drilling it into his head that the mini offers the best in everything possible, that it exceeds every other car in my family. of cos, i backed up all the theory crap with the practical, showing him that the mini is indeed well able to perform as claimed.

at the last stretch of highway before the designated exit, i asked him if he wanted to feel the rush of power. to my surprise, he agreed. so, at 80km/h in sixth gear, i whacked it, expecting the car to downshift itself to fifth to deliver more power.

whaddaya know, it dropped THREE gears n really took off. totally insane.

never expected to experience this of all things with this man. by the time we reached the exit, both of us were grinning like real idiots.

next i asked him if he wanted to see the mini's response. again he agreed, so i thought wat the hell, n took him to s-dam. he was really impressed with it by the time we reached said location. on the way back i went a little faster, n he was even more amazed at it...

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me: so, father, 你覺得 mini 怎麼樣?
dad(impressed): 很好! 我沒有買錯這輛車!
me(grinning): 那有沒有興趣買多一輛啊?
dad(appalled): 有沒有搞錯啊?! 大哥已經有一輛了, 你還要一輛?! 兩個一起用!
me(solemn): 話可不能這么說哦. 正所謂一山不能容二虎, 要是叫我們 share 一輛 mini, 恐怕不到兩個時辰, 我們府上就只剩一個男丁了...
dad(sian ji bua): ...............搞什麼鬼...

clarification

ben = latinsnake
law = latino dragon
kelvin = bekev = latino pussy(yeah, pussy)
yim = yimmie = multijet teetoo
me = monsterbear

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a while back dragon tried to teach me photoshopping...

dragon: brother, u see, first i create this bitch.
me: ooo...
dragon: then i make the bitch beautiful.
me: wow...
dragon: now i copy, i paste, n now, brother, i got 2 bitches.
me: whoa...
dragon: wah, once again i amaze myself. 我強, 我利害, 我頂呱呱.