somebody wanted an update, so here it is.
left lane: me
middle lane: small black car, brand of which shall not be named
right lane: some jap family car, maybe a picnic
so when it turned green the small black car was the first to shoot off. being of the brand that shall not be named, me and the picnic overtook it before it cleared the junction. yes, it was slower than the jap family car. i had to cut about 20 meters ahead of it because some truck was turning into my lane, and here starts yet another episode of my endless digs at the less-accepted trademarks.
the small black car finally caught up about 2 lights later and cut into my path. i think she* was trying to show that she was pissed.
* so termed because i do not think said person deserves balls.
so anyway, when that light turned green she sped off. or tried to. so i had to cut yet again. overtaking her was an unintended collateral because her gas pedal wasn't working. she tried to at least keep on par with me so i couldn't cut back in front of her. it's the middle of the fucking night and there are three fucking lanes, bitch. oh well, i was bored.
so i put the pedal to the floor and she shrunk into the distance. felt bad actually, cause i knew it wasn't much of a contest. maybe she could have caught up if she tried hard, i guess.
if you're not going to go all out, don't start.
left lane: me
middle lane: small black car, brand of which shall not be named
right lane: some jap family car, maybe a picnic
so when it turned green the small black car was the first to shoot off. being of the brand that shall not be named, me and the picnic overtook it before it cleared the junction. yes, it was slower than the jap family car. i had to cut about 20 meters ahead of it because some truck was turning into my lane, and here starts yet another episode of my endless digs at the less-accepted trademarks.
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hyundai = hope you understand, nothing's drivable and inexpensive
the small black car finally caught up about 2 lights later and cut into my path. i think she* was trying to show that she was pissed.
* so termed because i do not think said person deserves balls.
so anyway, when that light turned green she sped off. or tried to. so i had to cut yet again. overtaking her was an unintended collateral because her gas pedal wasn't working. she tried to at least keep on par with me so i couldn't cut back in front of her. it's the middle of the fucking night and there are three fucking lanes, bitch. oh well, i was bored.
so i put the pedal to the floor and she shrunk into the distance. felt bad actually, cause i knew it wasn't much of a contest. maybe she could have caught up if she tried hard, i guess.
if you're not going to go all out, don't start.
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some jokes from some webbie
q: what's the sport version of a hyundai?
a: the driver wears sport shoes.
q: what do you call a hyundai with brakes?
a: customised.
q: what do you call a hyundai at the top of a hill?
a: a miracle.
newsflash: the new hyundai comes with an airbag, when you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.
some jokes from some webbie
q: what's the sport version of a hyundai?
a: the driver wears sport shoes.
q: what do you call a hyundai with brakes?
a: customised.
q: what do you call a hyundai at the top of a hill?
a: a miracle.
newsflash: the new hyundai comes with an airbag, when you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.
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hey update again!! ^+^
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