Wednesday, 13 May 2009

hyperventilation

as i was going up sheares bridge i overtook a monster. it looked good but i somehow missed the throaty grunt distinct to ducatis. he must've been going easy on the throttle.

about a minute after that i heard thunder from behind.

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me: whoa, here it comes. listen to that loud bass..
fer: where?
me: coming soon, wait for it.
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then four dukes passed me, two monsters from the right, two 1098s from the left. they were so fast i only managed to glimpse their receding tail lights. yeah, that fast.

it fucking made my day. i flipped out and started screaming/hooting/cheering at them even though i knew they couldn't hear me.

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me: ohmygodohmygod! look at that!! didyouseedidyousee? ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod... that is what i'm talking about! woohoo! 是 high 的囉!!
fer: calm down...
me: lolol!
fer: ha ha, you have that stupid grin on your face again!
me: lolol!
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to call them subtle is to describe a tornado as a fart. ten bikes of any other kind going in formation can't induce that kind of presence, and that's exactly why i dig them.

if you see what i mean then you understand my joy at seeing them, and we can be friends.
on the other hand those who do not comprehend must lead miserable lives indeed, and i pity you. best hasten unto the light and liberate yourselves from the abyss made dark by the likes of perverted japanese crap, before the shit hitteth the fan when one day you wake up to realise you have lived for nothing.

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