chortles

yesterday was a good day.

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in school...

lecturer: women is a force to be reckoned with now, cause they climbed mount everest...

i was about to laugh out loud the mirthless way. then i remembered i was sitting next to my teammates, who all happened to be girls. hence my peace.

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at my grandma's...

mom saw a broken mug lid and threw it away.
me: 為什麼丟掉?
mom: 破掉了就丟囉.
me: 破掉就怎樣?
mom: 不吉利啦.
me: 我也有破掉的東西.
mom: 什麼東西?
me: heh. suspensions.
mom: ...

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in the car...

mom put her hand close to her head for a few seconds, then my peripherals caught her flick something into the passenger leg bay.

me: 那個是什麼?
mom: 什麼是什麼?
me: 妳剛剛彈什麼到地上?
mom: 紙啦...
me: 紙? 還是鼻屎?
mom: LOL!!!你的眼睛這麼利害?!

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but then i slammed my head into the tap.

amendment: yesterday could've been a good day.