Wednesday, 30 September 2009

i love this one

You know what annoys me more than you pretending to be cool? McDonalds staff who pretend not to understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you highstreet hoe

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Wednesday, 23 September 2009

argh

found out after warming up the car that there's no class today; i've been seeing ghosts in the timetable.

worse, was already in school yesterday for the 8.30 lesson before my classmate told me it'd been shifted into the afternoon.

somebody deleted my back to bedlam album. don't know who it was, don't even know if i did it myself. i no longer have the original fucking album, that's the fucking problem.

fuck.
i'll go buy it again.
fuck whoever did it, even if it was me.

life's so full of surprises.
oh joy.

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

desolation


a few days ago me and an accomplice went to the new favourite-drag-strip-for-the-bengs-and-lians. we went further in and boldly trod where no man had gone before, all in the name of photography.

i was wrong

so wrong


the accomplice

nice shorts




it was a different world inside



nice legs, bitch


sorry, i just couldn't help it






we were promptly assaulted by more special forces mosquitoes than we could count, hence the quick getaway. afterward we found twenty bite marks each. on each calf. that was the one place yim claimed you could slap at one mozzie and kill two.



"hello, bucket."
"piss off, human."





then we headed elsewhere in the same area. those trucks kicked up a sandstorm en route.

a sand bank. literally.


soft and warm sand betwixt my toes
this place was huge

that truck looked microscopic







private race track for the trucks

a tree

same tree

then i came across a mimosa garden. see those spikes on the stem? they were happy where they were, as was i.

very soon they attacked me and we were all extremely unhappy. see those white rings around my ankle? they ain't sand.

took me a good fifteen minutes to get rid of them all

plus time for a tobacco hit

fallout


my, my. aren't you a hardy one.

we took stock of our predicament

dark clouds were closing

so we made a hasty exit





parting shot

this is my life, it's not what it was before
all these feelings i've shared
and these are my dreams, that i've never lived before
somebody shake me cause i, i must be sleeping

these are my words, that i've never said before
i think i'm doing okay
and this is the smile, that i've never shown before
somebody shake me cause i, i must be sleeping

now that we're here, so far away
all the struggle we thought was in vain
all the mistakes, one life contained
they all finally start to go away

and now that we're here, it's so far away
and i feel like i can face the day
i can forgive, i'm not ashamed
to be the person that i am today