Tuesday, 22 December 2009

hilarious phonecall

i was reading in my favourite (only) chair enjoying the inadequately chilled air in my room and trying unsuccessfully to picture myself back in korea when i was assailed by the ringer.

hello, i said. and all i heard was incoherent yammerish.

"hellsdoifsofsonvos;iajfolisdhhngosahfiougvshrfdshrbdgr lucky winner noaknvjoasjhgnpoiwjfnmvhahnvlioef;lasjdnvhnvesgwsegsdfsh lucky draw xjonfsokajhsdfklns;la;oif;onf;lahfoiwr"

it took an average of two seconds to assimilate and comprehend each word, but they were coming too fast. i really tried, but i really couldn't understand anything. then i thought what's the point and tried something else; guffawing into and biting my hand to keep from chortling uncontrollably into the caller's ear.

and while all this was going on i was wondering how anyone could possibly still fall for such shit, considering the conwo/mens' bangladeshitty accents. well, shit, whoever gets conned probably deserves it.

"nah it's alright. i'm not interested."

and she hung up on me.

and i was finally able to laugh out loud.

"lol!"

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