i was reading in my favourite (only) chair enjoying the inadequately chilled air in my room and trying unsuccessfully to picture myself back in korea when i was assailed by the ringer.
hello, i said. and all i heard was incoherent yammerish.
"hellsdoifsofsonvos;iajfolisdhhngosahfiougvshrfdshrbdgr lucky winner noaknvjoasjhgnpoiwjfnmvhahnvlioef;lasjdnvhnvesgwsegsdfsh lucky draw xjonfsokajhsdfklns;la;oif;onf;lahfoiwr"
it took an average of two seconds to assimilate and comprehend each word, but they were coming too fast. i really tried, but i really couldn't understand anything. then i thought what's the point and tried something else; guffawing into and biting my hand to keep from chortling uncontrollably into the caller's ear.
and while all this was going on i was wondering how anyone could possibly still fall for such shit, considering the conwo/mens' bangladeshitty accents. well, shit, whoever gets conned probably deserves it.
"nah it's alright. i'm not interested."
and she hung up on me.
and i was finally able to laugh out loud.
"lol!"
hello, i said. and all i heard was incoherent yammerish.
"hellsdoifsofsonvos;iajfolisdhhngosahfiougvshrfdshrbdgr lucky winner noaknvjoasjhgnpoiwjfnmvhahnvlioef;lasjdnvhnvesgwsegsdfsh lucky draw xjonfsokajhsdfklns;la;oif;onf;lahfoiwr"
it took an average of two seconds to assimilate and comprehend each word, but they were coming too fast. i really tried, but i really couldn't understand anything. then i thought what's the point and tried something else; guffawing into and biting my hand to keep from chortling uncontrollably into the caller's ear.
and while all this was going on i was wondering how anyone could possibly still fall for such shit, considering the conwo/mens' bangladeshitty accents. well, shit, whoever gets conned probably deserves it.
"nah it's alright. i'm not interested."
and she hung up on me.
and i was finally able to laugh out loud.
"lol!"
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