new favourite

oh man i love it.

to make it easier for the slower ones i've typed out the lyrics.
doesn't mean you should read ahead though, dumbtards.

some people say that rappers don't have feelings

we have feelings

some people say that we're not rappers

it hurts our feelings when you say that we're not rappers
we're rappers, what are we doing now then?

some people say that we're invincible

we're vincible

some people say that we're incredible

we're credible

what you are about to hear are true stories

real experiences

autobiographical raps

things that actually happened to us

recently we put them into rhyme instructions

bring the rhymes

i make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious

try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes

not one of them thinks about the way that i feel

nobody compliments the meal

i've got hurt feelings

i've got hurt feelings

i feel like a prized asshole, no one mentions the casserole

i've got hurt feelings

i've got hurt feelings

takes a long time to prepare a casserole, motherfuckers

here's a little story bring a tear to your eye

i was shopping for a wet suit to scuba dive

but every suit i tried was too big around my thighs

the assistant suggests i try a ladies size

i've got hurt feelings

i've got hurt feelings

i'm not gonna wear a ladies wet suit, i'm a man

i've got hurt feelings

i've got hurt feelings

get me a, a small man's wet suit please

it's my birthday, two thousand and three

and i'm waiting for a call from my family

and they forgot about me

i've got hurt feelings

i've got hurt feelings

the day after my birthday is not my birthday, mom

so i call all my friends, say let's go into town

but they're all too busy to go into town

so i go by myself, i go into town

then i see all my friends, they're all in town

and i've got hurt feelings

i've got hurt feelings

they're all lined up to watch that movie

he's just not that into you

have you ever been told that your ass is too big

have you ever been asked if your hair was a wig

have you ever been told you're mediocre a band

have you ever been described as having a weird-shaped head

have your friends ever forgotten you and driven away

once again, they forgot about jay

were you ever called homo cause at school you took drama

have you ever been told that you look like a llama

tears of a rapper

tears of a rapper now

i'm crying tears of a rapper

these are the tears of a rapper y'all

gold-plated tears of a rapper

bulletproof tears of a rapper

these are diamond tears of a rapper