went for a video shoot at west coast.
in yim's van.
he drove.
i'll skip m
just bear in mind that every time before anyone sits in his goddamn(oops) van, u make ur peace with god first a'ight? applies to wt n her friends n all who r unfortunate enough to have the chance to make a trip in that hell he calls his ride. not that bad for them, though; they've never experienced his full 100% fucked-up crazy driving before.
yet.
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on-board conversation
suffice it to say that i absolutely hate sitting in his van.
if i could have a wish, i wish his dad would get him some fucking one-of-a-kind uber high-tech limited edition supercar that has top-of-the-line everything like fucking wide profile tires n incredible brakes(lambo-class at least) that can support that crazy insane mindless weird shit skill he calls driving.
wait. that'll get him killed that much faster.
i'll save that wish for myself.
me n law both agree yim's driving is good enough for nfs. but this is the real world man, if he crashes here, there's no r button. one of us had to say it, might as well be me. no car, i mean no car, can sustain his bashings for long. he'll either kill the unfortunate passengers or the unfortunate engine itself. n seriously, not even the veyron can satisfy his crave for adrenalin, rush, power, or watever anyone chooses to call it. he'll just bore of it within 3-6 months, with the provision he survives said term.
i just dun wan him to end up behind bars for some lame shit accident that got some idiot killed just cos he wanted to experience that little rush of adrenalin. too late to regret then, ain't it?
on the way back from west coast we saw this jiu hu kia lorry in the first lane of the expressway. crazy idiot.
in yim's van.
he drove.
i'll skip m
just bear in mind that every time before anyone sits in his goddamn(oops) van, u make ur peace with god first a'ight? applies to wt n her friends n all who r unfortunate enough to have the chance to make a trip in that hell he calls his ride. not that bad for them, though; they've never experienced his full 100% fucked-up crazy driving before.
yet.
*********************
on-board conversation
me: bro, i wanna see u live to get married n have kids...
yim(pop in indian accent): relac! we will have kids! my kids will drift!
smlj.....
also...
yim: whoa, these tires really grip well! i like them!
me(eyes rolling): so how far r u willing to go to test them?
yim: i'm not testing them wat. i'm only going at..(checks speedometer) 100.
me(slant-eyed): .........in wet weather.........(incredulous) IN A FUCKING VAN!!!!!!!!
*********************yim(pop in indian accent): relac! we will have kids! my kids will drift!
smlj.....
also...
yim: whoa, these tires really grip well! i like them!
me(eyes rolling): so how far r u willing to go to test them?
yim: i'm not testing them wat. i'm only going at..(checks speedometer) 100.
me(slant-eyed): .........in wet weather.........(incredulous) IN A FUCKING VAN!!!!!!!!
suffice it to say that i absolutely hate sitting in his van.
if i could have a wish, i wish his dad would get him some fucking one-of-a-kind uber high-tech limited edition supercar that has top-of-the-line everything like fucking wide profile tires n incredible brakes(lambo-class at least) that can support that crazy insane mindless weird shit skill he calls driving.
wait. that'll get him killed that much faster.
i'll save that wish for myself.
me n law both agree yim's driving is good enough for nfs. but this is the real world man, if he crashes here, there's no r button. one of us had to say it, might as well be me. no car, i mean no car, can sustain his bashings for long. he'll either kill the unfortunate passengers or the unfortunate engine itself. n seriously, not even the veyron can satisfy his crave for adrenalin, rush, power, or watever anyone chooses to call it. he'll just bore of it within 3-6 months, with the provision he survives said term.
i just dun wan him to end up behind bars for some lame shit accident that got some idiot killed just cos he wanted to experience that little rush of adrenalin. too late to regret then, ain't it?
on the way back from west coast we saw this jiu hu kia lorry in the first lane of the expressway. crazy idiot.
found out from yim that silvercab's skoda silverarrow has a 2.5l diesel direct injection v6 engine with turbo. for more information on how much power output that equates to, call 1800-ask-yim. but in short it just means a whole shitload of murderous power in the cabbies' hands. as if the previous models weren't fatal enough for us bikers.
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