絕招

some days ago i swapped cars with mum. the pug needed to go for servicing but i had to go to school. plus i figured i could have some fun with her new car.

誰知道她比我陰險...

later in the day i showed bekev where i cut my hair, and he was impressed with the hairmaster.

that night we discovered my mum's ploy, and by that time we were already on kpe and the needle was already caressing the 'E' mark.

our lively conversation in the tunnel shriveled up along with our guts, and we eyed the needle, willing it to move upward or at least stay immobile. i'd learned from somewhere that air conditioning ate up petrol, so i switched it off. two minutes later bekev complained about the heat, so i wound down the windows.

bekev: NNNOOOO!!!!!
me: what?
bekev: my hair!!!!
me: LOL!! the petrol's more important than your stupid hair, bitch!

then i crawled the car outta the tunnel and took the nearest exit where i knew for sure there'd be a station.

bekev: turn right. then later turn left, then you'll reach the station in no time.
me: which one are you talking about?
bekev: the shell next to the hong kong cafe lo.
me: so far! and it's mostly upslope. we should go left, there's one right next to defu lane.
bekev: ok. we go your way. if it stops halfway you do the walking.
me: never mind. turn right right? we go your way. later if stop you walk.
bekev: turn left turn left! you walk!
me: 你這個 seebee...

so we went my way and made it.
what a relief.