just became a road bully a few hours ago.
cut into the path of another vehicle while merging into the expressway. wasn't aware of him till it was too late. got honked. yim was pissed, as is always the case. both vehicles accelerated into the center lane with me in the lead. he tried to cut me off by switching to the left lane, but then someone asked me to punk him again by slowing down next to a lorry to cut his attack off. then yim asked everyone in the car(with us were wt, bekev, law n yan) to stare at that driver as if it had been his fault all along. boy was that guy pissed.
after a while i accelerated sharply and left the freeway at the designated exit, with the impression that that was the end of it.
little did i realize that that guy was going the same way. both vehicles ended up at the same red light.
oh well.
his intention was probably to get off his car and beat the shit outta me. doesn't he know that cars can be locked from the inside?
anyway, one foot stepped out of the car, and then he stopped there. guess it was prolly only that time when he realized that there were that many people this side of town. he prolly stayed in his car cos he din wan to end up getting beaten himself.
good decision making skills.
so the other foot never touched tarmac. he just stayed there and glared at us. with 5 pairs of eyes ranging from moderate indifference to hellfire rage staring back, the subject's manhood seemed to shrink.
when the light turned positive, both cars remained at a standstill, one waiting for the other to go first. i had been forewarned by bekev that he'd try to punk me back, so i waited. the subject's vehicle moved off and suddenly, i mean predictably, swerved into my lane. then he performed an emergency brake. either the move was half-hearted, or my brakes were better than his. we never even came close.
(NOTE: either his euro-r was in desperate need of an overhaul, or he was driving an accord thinking it was an euro-r, OR the euro-r is actually just an overrated car. watever the case, i take back wat i said in one of my previous posts. if my dad wants me to stop riding, he would fare better trying to dangle a golf gt, tt, cooper s or 335ci in my face. not an euro-r anymore. i am utterly disillusioned by the way said subject's euro-r performed. :NOTE END)
and then he suddenly, i mean predictably, accelerated and moved into the left lane. when i feigned to move beside him, he suddenly, i mean predictably, cut back into my lane.
by now people behind us must be wondering wat the hell this lunatic was trying to do, driving frantically like a retard. i mean, under yim's supervision and direction, even i can do better.
anyway, he finally went to queue at the filter lane and stopped being a menace to everyone. i hope he looked over at us as we passed him, cos bekev's phone had a good video camera, and it'd been happily rolling away since the red light.
say cheese, u've been punked. yet again.
people out there, friends n strangers alike, u will do well to take note that p-platers can and will fuck u up on the roads under the right circumstances with the right tools, like a powerful car and a very good roadrager passenger. p-plates are not there to identify weak drivers.
well, maybe they are. but u gotta open ur eyes to see wat car u're dealing with man.. that might potentially save u from major embarrassment can.. i feel sorry for that dude.
cut into the path of another vehicle while merging into the expressway. wasn't aware of him till it was too late. got honked. yim was pissed, as is always the case. both vehicles accelerated into the center lane with me in the lead. he tried to cut me off by switching to the left lane, but then someone asked me to punk him again by slowing down next to a lorry to cut his attack off. then yim asked everyone in the car(with us were wt, bekev, law n yan) to stare at that driver as if it had been his fault all along. boy was that guy pissed.
after a while i accelerated sharply and left the freeway at the designated exit, with the impression that that was the end of it.
little did i realize that that guy was going the same way. both vehicles ended up at the same red light.
oh well.
his intention was probably to get off his car and beat the shit outta me. doesn't he know that cars can be locked from the inside?
anyway, one foot stepped out of the car, and then he stopped there. guess it was prolly only that time when he realized that there were that many people this side of town. he prolly stayed in his car cos he din wan to end up getting beaten himself.
good decision making skills.
so the other foot never touched tarmac. he just stayed there and glared at us. with 5 pairs of eyes ranging from moderate indifference to hellfire rage staring back, the subject's manhood seemed to shrink.
when the light turned positive, both cars remained at a standstill, one waiting for the other to go first. i had been forewarned by bekev that he'd try to punk me back, so i waited. the subject's vehicle moved off and suddenly, i mean predictably, swerved into my lane. then he performed an emergency brake. either the move was half-hearted, or my brakes were better than his. we never even came close.
(NOTE: either his euro-r was in desperate need of an overhaul, or he was driving an accord thinking it was an euro-r, OR the euro-r is actually just an overrated car. watever the case, i take back wat i said in one of my previous posts. if my dad wants me to stop riding, he would fare better trying to dangle a golf gt, tt, cooper s or 335ci in my face. not an euro-r anymore. i am utterly disillusioned by the way said subject's euro-r performed. :NOTE END)
and then he suddenly, i mean predictably, accelerated and moved into the left lane. when i feigned to move beside him, he suddenly, i mean predictably, cut back into my lane.
by now people behind us must be wondering wat the hell this lunatic was trying to do, driving frantically like a retard. i mean, under yim's supervision and direction, even i can do better.
anyway, he finally went to queue at the filter lane and stopped being a menace to everyone. i hope he looked over at us as we passed him, cos bekev's phone had a good video camera, and it'd been happily rolling away since the red light.
say cheese, u've been punked. yet again.
people out there, friends n strangers alike, u will do well to take note that p-platers can and will fuck u up on the roads under the right circumstances with the right tools, like a powerful car and a very good roadrager passenger. p-plates are not there to identify weak drivers.
well, maybe they are. but u gotta open ur eyes to see wat car u're dealing with man.. that might potentially save u from major embarrassment can.. i feel sorry for that dude.
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so sarcastic. so arrogant.
but that is the attitude towards these *toots*! hahaha..
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