斬髮

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recent conversation with my supportive family during dinnertime

supportive family: go cut ur hair!
me: wat's wrong with my hair? nice wat.

爹 hid his laugh behind his bowl.
娘 looked away.
兄 acted as if i never said anything.
妹 bestowed me an open-mouthed stare.

renne: i'll make an appointment for u. i need to wash my hair anyway.
me: 隨便.

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so i got my haircut today. the place was of the uber upstairs pedigree, n the hairmaster's a pro. it din hurt that renne's a regular too. got a discount lol.

omg! i can see both my eyebrows now!

even my receding jawline looks a wee bit more prominent now. i can hear better n turn my head faster, n he made my ears poke out like elf ears. woot!

the only downside is i gotta wake up about 30 seconds earlier now.

met 2 of renne's friends(3 if u count the hairmaster). one ivan(pronounced eevarn) is damn hilarious. loved *his/her videos n photoshopped pics. loved *his/her comments too(*flick hair*). love *his/her blog most of all. blame renne for showing me.

*delete where applicable

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attack of the sniveling weasel

two aunts came to my place for dinner. one's an alright aunt. the other one's a cheap bitch who knows no limits to the things she can or cannot do. before grandma's death she used to come every weekend with the excuse of visiting her while we were out. but every time she visited, things wud mysteriously disappear. n presto, those things wud magically appear at her place.

at first we thought the maid was stealing our stuff, but when we confronted her she pointed out the culprit. so i stayed home one weekend to check things out for myself.

she came. she saw. she shamelessly took. right in front of my fucking eyes.

milo powder, coffee powder, condensed milk, instant noodles, cooking oil, dried foods, etc, etc, etc.
etc X 1 million.

she'd even eat our dinner before we did, or worse, bring it home in plastic bags so she wudn't have to cook. in short, she's a fucking thief.

wish she had the balls to do it right in front of the family n not when we're all out. wish her children wud have the intelligence to operate computers n know how to use the net so i can give them this url n let them find out wat kind of a person their mother really is.

but wat am i saying? they prolly already know that. n judging from the way they all eat at family dinners, they subscribe to the same mannerism.

come on, we all came from the same humble background. we even shared the same room in the same fucking kampong for godssakes, but do u see us grabbing at the dishes like like every meal's our last meal? grow some fucking manners can?

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so today me, my mum n the sniveling weasel happened to be in the kitchen. mum bought home some drumsticks n was pouring them outta the bag onto a plate.

mum: eh?? 我以為我買六隻, 怎麼只有四隻?
me(happy at the opportunity): huh? 有人偷吃是嗎?

突然鴨雀無聲.........
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she's a fucking tragedy.