supersize me

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as i was walking home after a jog my opposite neighbor was outside admiring his garden.

neighbor: hi bear(yeah they know my name)! wah, u're getting bigger n bigger. wat did u eat?
me: australian food.
neighbor: LOL!!!

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2 nights ago my mum came into my room to ask bout my next day.

me: tomoro i got class in the morning, project in the afternoon.
mum: so will u be coming home for dinner?
me: dunno how long the project lasts.
mum: LOL LOL!!!
me: wat? wat's wrong?
mum: ur face is getting rounder n rounder! LOL!!
me(sibeh sian): ok. get out.
mum(walking away): LOL somemore!

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氣死我了!!!