on my way back from town today i suddenly came upon a very heavy jam on the expressway. this one was really bad, enough to make me swear. then as i rounded a corner i found out the reason for the jam.
it was 10.29. everybody was stalling for that one minute. on every lane.
to save.
fifty.
fucking.
cents.
i looked farther ahead. there was absolutely no traffic beyond the fucking piece of shit gateway.
remind me again, what're they there for? to regulate traffic? fucking load of bullshit.
so anyway, with the clock still on 10.29, i thought: fuck it all, i'll just go ahead.
so on i went, moving ever closer to the piece of shit gateway. the digital clock disappeared from over my windscreen. i stopped looking at it and concentrated on the road.
the piece of shit gateway was still 5 meters away when the ultraviolet light switched off.
10.30
lol!!!
all those cheap bastards were now stuck behind other cheap bastards! it was a fucking cheapshit promenade, all right behind me.
fucking retards. i cannot believe the extent they'd go... to all you people who slow down in the name of saving money, i say this from the bottom of my heart.
go take a bus, fucktards.
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