mistake

wanted to grow my hair back to the pre-aussie-trip length, but then my current hair was ruined by reservist, which did i mention was a complete waste of my time?

so anyway, i thought now'd be a good time to get a trim, cause i heard it grows faster this way. and since my hair already looks like shit i thought it couldn't possibly get any worse.

how wrong i was.

i made the mistake of not going to renne's recommended hairmaster this time, because i figured since it's only a trim i'd rather not waste too much of his time. or my money.

my pretrim hair looked like a big fat mushroom.
my posttrim hair looks like a big fat mushroom. with fur.

no pictures. i flatly refuse.

and i'm not going out for the next two weeks until my head fully recovers.

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a few days ago i got involved in a low-speed car chase. i got my way cut off by a rude p-plater. the offending car accelerated and tried to leave me in his smoke. but he was driving a japshit car, so there you have it.

yeah you better run, i thought as i picked up speed. then i found out it was definitely a guy driving.
because as we passed a bus stop we both slowed down to eyeball a hot chick standing there. how do you not notice a bright bloodred top?

after the brief intermission we resumed the car chase. then i decided not to be such a seebee and let him off. he was turning anyway.