perks

i have a special mutant ability to detect guys who walk the twisties road when i see them or hear them talk.

so does renne.

she calls it gaydar.

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the one good thing about buying timberlands during christmas season is the synchronous seasonal discounts, which is usually first-rate.

the other good thing about buying timberlands during christmas season is i can deliberately whack the hordes of inconsiderate mortals who violate my immediate surrounding airspace with the heavy paper bag and then say i'm sorry, which i'm obviously not.