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i realise lots of people like to tailgate other people, much like one dog sticking its nose up another's butt. what's up with that? said event happened to me today, but when i rounded a ninety-degree bend at a constant speed the dude disappeared into the horizon in my mirror. wahahahahaa!! if you can't catch up why try it in the first place? i mean come on people, any child can drive in a straight line and floor the gas, but do you even understand the technique of operating the instrument that normally sits right in front of you? i think the general term for said instrument is 'steering wheel'. with that description in mind you should be able to locate it in under 10 minutes, unless your brain resides in your ka chng.
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pffft.
pffffffttt.....
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noticed lots of people mistaking renne for my girlfriend. pfffffahahahhhahahahaa!!!(sorry, still thinking about that dude in the previous paragraph and couldn't help myself. i apologise.) what the hell, can't a guy go out with his own sister once in a while? don't assume shit when you haven't got the manners to clarify first.
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today i saw a chinese dude riding a 1098. at least i think he's chinese, cause he was all wrapped up in riding gear. but then he must be chinese, because i've never seen a caucasion this diminutive. the only thing that spoiled the picture was the chick on the pillion seat. i mean yeah she's hot and all, but it's a 1098 can!?! fetching someone on it is equivalent to defiling the bike okay? when i buy my own 1098 (and it's gonna be black cause the red ones are everywhere already) nobody's gonna get onto my baby this easy. i mean nobody.
then again, i might go for the streetfighter. it's a new beast from ducati. some say it's ugly, but i just think it's uber ultramasculine. the winning point? it's got a 1098 engine raging in it, just waiting for a little twitch of the wrist to go berserk. like its superbike variant, it screams like a bloody hellion. bloody love it. hhhnnnnnnggggg.......!! i just came in my pants.
this. i'll just say this: if the 1098 is a cigarette, then the desmosedici rr is fucking heroin. don't even think about it appearing here, because ducati only made 1,500 units, at sgd $108,037.69 each at the current exchange rate. **blame wiki if the info's wrong**
this. i'll just say this: if the 1098 is a cigarette, then the desmosedici rr is fucking heroin. don't even think about it appearing here, because ducati only made 1,500 units, at sgd $108,037.69 each at the current exchange rate. **blame wiki if the info's wrong**
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i got involved in a major fight today. he wouldn't give it up, threatening to set himself on fire. but then i wasn't backing off that easily either. so i won.
now my wallet isn't talking to me, cause i ripped the card outta his claws.
it's an arai offroad helmet, the one with a small peak, small chin bar, and comes complete with a faceshield. this hybrid-type ain't as rugged as the real stuff, but then it's way cooler. the visor helps a lot when you're inhaling exhaust fumes all the time, and i wear glasses when i'm too lazy, so the real stuff with a pair of wraparound goggles ain't gonna work too well for me.
640 bloody moolahs. now i'm broke but happy, so i'd say it's money well spent.
my ex
20% hooligan, 80% cool. i still like it.
20% hooligan, 80% cool. i still like it.
my next
come to think of it, doesn't it resemble the master chief's helmet in halo?
bloody cool eh?
now i'm only waiting for the bike to come. eheheheh........
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