Thursday, 23 October 2008

renne's an idiot

she wanted to go out today and wanted to borrow the pug (note: pug = short for peugeot). since mum was home i suggested she take the tortoise. she was adamant, thus.

five minutes after she left i received a call from her.

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renne's an idiot

renne: siao liao la siao liao la! i wanted to post a few letters and stopped at the kerbside, head-in. but i was too kan cheong and hit the number plate!
me: then how's the car now?
renne: the number plate's in the boot lo...
me: what about the number plate frame?
renne: looks broken.. how much to get it fixed?
me: $50 each time!!! and i just got it fixed THREE WEEKS AGO!!
renne: huh...
me: that car's front is fucked up one you don't know meh? tell you what. get your thing done quickly and drive back immediately. don't hang around outside. and next time park ASS-IN!
renne: orh...

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enne
's an idiot
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