work

covered a wedding today. was late again, dammit. sorry, brothers of btl, i will really try hard next time. but dun take my word for it, gimme a call to check on me if need be a'ight?

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day event

got royally pissed at yimmie for thrashing the 407. they call it a fucking luxury sedan, not a sports coupe ok? so wat if it's a continental? who's gonna do the explanation to my family if the engine really cui? they dun even know people other than me have been driving it ok? if anything happens i tah one ok? we have different views on taking care of our vehicles, so dun try to apply wat u do to urs when u're driving mine. y dun u just listen to my advice n start driving safely already, dammit?
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night event

*piang!*

yimmie: ur belt buckle fails the criteria, it's too bengish.

me: wat the hell! urs is not much better lor.

in the toilet...

me(one hand holding the vidcam): err... how do u pee one-handed?
yimmie: lolololol.......

seriously, how do the nippons do it? they seem to have absolutely no probs with it.

in the ballroom:

yimmie: i just realized u're too short for ur blazer. u look like a dwarf! lolol!!
me: smlj! u're too rotund for urs! u can't even button it up! lolol!!

got uber shagged. din feel it coming, but when i sat down on an armchair i just fell asleep right there. wat the hell man...
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after the whole gig ended, we were on our way back to my place where yimmie parked his deathmachine. mm just texted me n i wanted to reply....

me: cb la! how come it's only when u wanna write messages that the traffic lights r the most cooperative? not even one red light!
yimmie(looking over at me): my girl's sick, my friend.
me: at least u can go find her now. wat if mm falls sick now?! answer me that!
yimmie: lol... ok la, relax la! u ought to treat me n wt to a meal, cos without us, u wouldn't be wat u r today.
me(confused): wtf u talking bout?

yimmie looked at me for 5 seconds.
me(enlightened): oh... ok lor, treat u satay lor
yimmie: smlj! satay only?! ok la, i was half expecting u to say u treat us one stick ask us to share.

me: my intention exactly, my friend.

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after the great flood in my room, the painters came to repaint my room.

into gayshit purple!

only recently did i come to realize that my sister was the one who chose that color for me.
goddammit renne!!!

hallucination

ominous vision in the morning.

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she walked into my room, woke me up to say/ask something, then left. just as the door was closing i remembered: wasn't she supposed to be abroad? wat the hell?

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still uber groggy

me: wait... wat the fuck r u doing in my room? aren't u supposed to be in scotland?
renne: well, i'm back...
me: wat? how? fly back ah?
renne: then wat u think?
me: err... ok.....

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after she left, i suddenly had the horrible thought that she was dead.... then her ghost had come back to visit me...... dunno how i managed to be shocked n fall back asleep at the same time...

forgot bout the mirage after i woke up. lots of stuff to do today.
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received a call from her in the afternoon. she sounded sleepy.

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renne: oei... wat time u reaching home?
me: err.... dunno leh...
then the flashback came.
me: wait! did u come into my room this morning?
renne: er, yah...
me: wtf! i thought u were still in scotland! i thought u were dead n ur ghost was visiting me!
renne: 去死啦!!!

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lol lol.. weird shit in the morning.



three ang ku kuehs

yacht pictures

posted according to name, then in chronological order


bekev's take













monsterbear's take

















latinsnake's take




















spiderpig's take: still pending

wild thing

went for my brother's birthday bash held in some villa at sentosa. din drive cos i wanted to drink, n there are always lots n lots of drinks where tristan n renne r involved.

the door of the place already intimidated me to hell.
where'd he get that many friends?

so anyway, it was a free-for-all drinking session for me. i loved it! got pissed drunk. distinctly remember getting 2 drinks in which the alcohol content was 80%, n the mixer was like 5%, n the last 15% was made up of ice.

after those, nothing else made much sense.



my brother tristan. not one of his most glamorous moments.

forgot who this is, already high by now... just remembered we talked alot.. her name is gail(complaint lodged by sister).

helium fun.

the really nice villa. one of tristan's friends hit the floor to siam my picture at the threat of appearing in my friendster.

sister in far corner in sadako attire. the one who hit the floor lost consciousness. everyone was wasted.

one of tristan's close friends

i dun even know wat the hell these r...

nasi goreng: $28

kway tiao mee: $2 *burp*

cool container

leftovers from the party. wanted to drink some but... arms.. heavy... fingers..... not... responding.......


finally fell asleep by the pool. someone then dragged me back in n threw me onto a couch. dunno who it was, my eyes were closed the whole time.


next morning, chilling by the pool.

very inviting pool. wanted to jump in, but i din bring an extra set of clothes...

still too stoned to move..

the balloons lost their fun...

more leftovers..

went clubbing with him after his party ended, but i can't remember the layout of the 2 places we went to. too wasted by that time. all i remember was stumbling from one cramped place to another, one narrow corridor to another... din get any clubbing done. too busy trying to maintain balance on my feet.

i'm like a different person when i'm drunk. i say lots of nonsensical crap, as some of tristan's friends no doubt found out last night. luckily i never did anything i'd regret.

i hope...
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talked to my mum just now. she was really incensed by the amount of time i spend in the little boys room.

mum: 為什麼你每次上廁所都要在裡面坐三點鐘? 人家生孩子都沒那麼久!
dad: 哈哈哈! 你知道以前的廁所是怎麼樣的嗎? 以前的廁所是叫茅房! 你 confirm 不敢坐那麼久! 哈哈哈!
mum: 以前我要生你的時候, 肚子一直痛, 我就一直以為要上廁所. 每次都沒東西出來, 結果才知道原來是你要出來! 那個 missy 還跟我說, 阿嫂啊! 生過一個還不知道! 好採他沒有掉進馬桶! 現在你上廁所都要那麼久... hai...
me: 原來是你害我每次上廁所那麼久! 還敢說我!