parleys

went to a new temple at punggol.

***************************
overheard the female monk/nun/priest talking to another family bout the ash altars

family: 一個台位要多少?
she: 最下面的要五千, 最上面的是三千八.
family (pointing to those eye-level ones): 那中間那些呢?
she: 這些比較貴. 要八, 九千.
family: 雙人的呢?
she: 雙人的雙倍. 還有那些面對佛牆的就更貴了....

yes, they come in couple lots now.

then renne was thinking that was alot

renne: then will burials cost less?
me: u wait long long. these r like hdb flats. burial plots r like landed properties. which one u think cheaper?

***************************

then we found out the temple was government-owned, n i decided it was a good thing we din choose a spot here.
wat if one day the gov decides to en-bloc the place?

+++++++++++++++

enjoyed some idle chat with aunt's husband who's living in the states.
he was trying to entice me to go there to carry on my studies.

in his words, cooper s HERE = monster + m3, with spare THERE
OR
cooper s HERE = normal bimmer + 12ft speedboat THERE

for those who require visual illustration,in sg
=
+
+in the us

so it's time to ask our dearest white-garbed nannies:
WAT THE FUCK MAN?

appallization

went to the hospital last night cuz of grandma's wound infection which happened way after the operation. hmm, wonder who we have to thank for this.

*************************
tristan n renne got hungry, so they went down to the 7-11 to get some food.

prolly taken in by the alluring pics

the awful truth*************************

today at the hospital we all went out to have a quick one. renne followed my example n squatted down next to me.

the problem:
i'm wearing tee, jeans n boxers
she's wearing shirt, shorts, n ah ma teh kor

me: oei 妹妹, next time u wanna squat, dun wear ah ma teh kor can?
renne(shocked): calvin klein horrr!
me: maybe, but still looks like ah ma teh kor. lolol!!!

*************

never realized these vehicles r qx-registered
saw this at the 黑店 motordiam outside my place last week

hmm, of all places it had to end up back where
i sold it.
weird...

speechless

(: