he who overpromises

ends up underdelivering. that's just another lesson from master morris. it's taught me much more than i thought possible.

details next time. if i feel like it.

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the bike

the Triumph ate up more money and mileage this month. it's jointly due to fossil intake and lack of a car. yes i've been riding it more often. every chance i get in fact, and loving every second of it.

every time i traverse the higher rev range, the exhaust will generate a more throaty rumble at the end of the ride. it's intoxicating but indescribable; it's got to be heard. bloody mental stuff. comparatively speaking, of the cars at home the mini sounds the best but it doesn't come close, the audi sounds disgracefully frail, and the merc doesn't have an exhaust. the Triumph's soundtrack told me aftermarket slip-ons are just there for looks. i'd like a free-flow header and mid-pipe though, because they'd make the little beast sound even sweeter.

just so there're no misunderstandings, talking about the things i want doesn't mean i'm getting them tomorrow, or within the year for that matter. as always, the safety gear comes before performance and looks.

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the car

no not the morris. i've already sold it. quick, some say? it took two fucking sleepless months. anyway i'm talking about my next car. i'll make it another project and it'll be an ultimate sleeper because no one's ever going to suspect this car would pack more than it looks. i've already planned a host of mods i want to do to it, and i must say, if everything goes smoothly* it'll be bloody special. bearing this post's title in mind i'll not divulge the make and model just yet. at least till it comes. which'll happen in about two years. or five. yep, any time now.

*and then there'll be the woman and children to think about as well. hence the phrase 'if everything goes smoothly'.