today i went out with chinky on the bike. on the way back some retard in an alfa whipped a plastic cup into my way and my tyre ate it up. this was right after he'd zipped between the traffic like he was an f1 racer, and if it'd been something bigger or heavier it might've killed us.
twice after that i raped the bitch; once at the light immediately after the cup incident, and once when we both turned onto the expressway (it's really easy to humiliate people with the Triumph, or any class two bike for that matter). however both times chinky pulled me back from completely destroying the bitch because she thought it was highly dangerous. she thinks she did the right thing, and i reluctantly concede.
still, next time i see you, alfa, i will shaft you again.
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